Song: 
Today is Monday,
Monday is a wanking day. 
CHORUS:
Leader: Is everybody Happi?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da 
Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday is a two finger day. 
Today is Wednesday,
Wednesday is a hummmmer day, 
Today is Thursday,
Thursday is a drinking day, 
Today is Friday,
Friday is a fucking day, 
Today is Saturday,
Saturday is a hashing day, 
Today is Sunday,
Sunday is a day or rest.